"Ask me about Turducken"
My grocery store moment for today: Cashier is wearing a button on her shirt just daring her customers to ask. I wonder WTF? Do I want to know. Really?
I sound it out very carefully, "Um, so what is Turd-uck-en?"
Her answer: "Well, it's turkey, duck and chicken all rolled into one...no bones!"
I have to ask: "Have you ever had it?" No? So you don't really know?
I pause before continuing: "Yeah. Not sure I want to eat anything that starts with the word TURD. Seems like it has a marketing issue?"
She may still be rolling on the floor, but promises to mention this moment to management.
Mmm. Smells like Thanksgiving!
1 comment:
I'd actually heard of that, although not by that name. It sounded kinda tasty in an overly meaty way. Until someone names it "Turd-sumpthin'" Who the heck came up with that??? ;)
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