"Ask me about Turducken"
My grocery store moment for today: Cashier is wearing a button on her shirt just daring her customers to ask. I wonder WTF? Do I want to know. Really?
I sound it out very carefully, "Um, so what is Turd-uck-en?"
Her answer: "Well, it's turkey, duck and chicken all rolled into one...no bones!"
I have to ask: "Have you ever had it?" No? So you don't really know?
I pause before continuing: "Yeah. Not sure I want to eat anything that starts with the word TURD. Seems like it has a marketing issue?"
She may still be rolling on the floor, but promises to mention this moment to management.
Mmm. Smells like Thanksgiving!
I'd actually heard of that, although not by that name. It sounded kinda tasty in an overly meaty way. Until someone names it "Turd-sumpthin'" Who the heck came up with that??? ;)
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